a fun rant

[Mr. Jeff]

so i headed out friday night thinking it was going to be like any other firday night. when i left my house in the highlands, i headed east on superior when i saw this state trooper getting off the interstate and heading west. i said to myself, "shit i gotta get the hell outta here." so i did. so i proceded to hual ass through traffic to about 14th. it was a green light so i kept going. i looked behind me and about 4 cars back, there he was. i made my first right turn, not really looking where it was, it turned out to be a apartment complex. you cant get very far in one when your trying to run from the cops. so i just stopped. he gets out of the car and says, "that was some aggressive driving back there, what were you doing?" i came back with, "think about it." he get back in his car with all my information and starts to write my ticket. he get out of the car and says, "get off the bike, i have a truck coming to get it right now." mind you, i had just got off the phone with fujan asking him if he could come get it. i told him this and he said, "no way, i gave you a warning for it before, it getting impounded this time." this made me alittle upset, then i proceeded to ask him, "why do you gotta try to be a hard ass in front of your ride along bitch." i asked him this about three or four times with no answer. i was still sitting on my bike when he walked up and ripped the key out of the ingnition, yes the very thing that i just fixed. that sent me over the top. he told me to get off the bike about five times with the response form me being, fuck off, fuck you, and fuck yourself. he started to pull out his cuffs as the tow truck pulled up. he gave the truck driver my key and told him, "dont let him take the bike, carge him full price and make sure someone with a endorsment picks it up." at about this time is when travis showed up with fujans truck. when the cop got back in the car i ask talked to the truck driver if i had to have someone with a endorsment with me, he told me no and it would only be $50 to get it out. so me and travis went to the impound lot and got my bike back for $50. later that night when we were coming back from mccomick on 77 i ran the light on the 27th st exit and there a state trooper behind us. we got to 27th and arbor rd, we took a left and the state p went right. when the state p turned around and headed our way, bryan said, "GO GO GO." i took off to fujan house where we all met up and had a good laugh about it!

[Miss Chels]

I think you need a faster bike.

[95gsx]

the 750 is sex tho.

[Mr. Jeff]

its about time to get that k6 gix

[Mr. Jeff]

the 750 is sex tho.
she just wants it!

[95gsx]

typical girls wanting everything.

[turbo_jb]

why did he pull u over? speeding or what? what was the orgional warning for?

[Burntz]

next time don't pull into a apt complex :)

[Miss Chels]

the 750 is sex tho.
she just wants it!

no, I WANT you to stop getting tickets. lol I'll get my own

[Mr. Jeff]

why did he pull u over? speeding or what? what was the orgional warning for?
he has pulled me over before and gave me a warning and you cant see my plate.

[Jester]

Jeff knows every state P in NE by name.

[Nickels]

If you are riding illegal... MAKE YOUR BIKE LEGAL!!!
If you are able to get your endorsement.. GET IT!!!

wtf is wrong with people? lol

[95gsx]

HISS!!! MEEROOOWWW

[Mo Daddy]

If you are riding illegal... MAKE YOUR BIKE LEGAL!!!
If you are able to get your endorsement.. GET IT!!!

wtf is wrong with people? lol

do you need a hug?

[Mr. Jeff]

If you are riding illegal... MAKE YOUR BIKE LEGAL!!!
If you are able to get your endorsement.. GET IT!!!

wtf is wrong with people? lol
bikes legal
me and travis took the test, failed it. they ask dumbass questions with 3 right answers to choose from.

[01F4izzy]

bikes legal
me and travis took the test, failed it. they ask dumbass questions with 3 right answers to choose from.

EXACTLY took me like 5 times to pass it, but i was determined!

[Mr. Jeff]

a question i had on the test
what do you do when a dog chases you.
a. stop till the dog loses interest
b. maintain speed and keep going
c. slow down and speed away when you get close
d. turn around and go another way

[01F4izzy]

a question i had on the test
what do you do when a dog chases you.
a. stop till the dog loses interest
b. maintain speed and keep going
c. slow down and speed away when you get close
d. turn around and go another way

HAHAHAHAHA

that shits funny

[95gsx]

OH! OH! OH! c maybe?

[Soldo_1300r]

Answer is to keep going....read the little booklet and you will get them right....duhhhhhhh!!!!! :D

[THE REVVV]

The answer is B maintain speed and keep going

[95gsx]

answer is E: Speed up to go over objects in the road.

[Miss Chels]

Answer is to keep going....read the little booklet and you will get them right....duhhhhhhh!!!!! :D

that's what I keep telling him..it takes like 20 minutes at the most...I could read it once and ace it!

[95gsx]

true i read it once and passed it.

[Mr. Jeff]

THE ANSWER IS:
c. slow down and speed away when you get close

it really is.

[95gsx]

oh snap!!

[Nickels]

Thats actually what i was going to guess. I remember a question like that from one of my smart drivers classes

[Miss Chels]

THE ANSWER IS:
c. slow down and speed away when you get close

it really is.

no way.

that's retarded

[Nickels]

It throws the dog off, and will probably lose interest

[95gsx]

or its going to do what dogs do best and chase you.

[Nickels]

Then slow down and kick it in its face

[95gsx]

i still say you speed up to go over objects in the road.. the funny thing being the objects in the road.......

[Nickels]

But the dog is chasing you...

[95gsx]

that could be taken different ways mine would work if it was in front coming at you. and C acts upon that but the others are if it is coming from behind or in front. error on dmv's part?

[Mo Daddy]

Answer is to keep going....read the little booklet and you will get them right....duhhhhhhh!!!!! :D

now thats some funny shit :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the cop gets it wrong!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
rofl!!!!! well we know who is watching or streets

[Mr. Jeff]

[quote="Mr. Jeff":2ke6xaja]THE ANSWER IS:
c. slow down and speed away when you get close

it really is.

no way.

that's retarded[/quote:2ke6xaja]
its true, i'll show you next time you C-O-M-E over

[Nickels]

quote="95gsx"]that could be taken different ways mine would work if it was in front coming at you. and C acts upon that but the others are if it is coming from behind or in front. error on dmv's part?[/quote]
OR maybe, process of elimination? and they're trying to help you out..