Jace: Riddle.

[Jester]

Whats it like not having a bike?

Settling down with the wife?

Growing up?

Not having fun anymore?

Double anal penetration?

[jaceface]

1. same as it was, still dont ride. planning on a trials bike though.

2. same as it was before we were married.

3. ask anyone who knows me, i still act like a kid.

4. i still have fun

5. no thanks, ask nick....

[Jester]

thanks

[Nickels]

Anal ftw!!!

[Jester]

poopy dicks not ftw.

[Nickels]

Dont fuck in the ass when the receiver needs to shit. I didnt get poop on my penis. Well did a time or two, but not very much.

[Tommycatz]

:gaysex:

[B.A.D.]

...

[95gsx]

your posting sucks bad

[Trick]

Wanna see a magic trick?

[ARE WON]

<sits and waits

[Trick]

SMAsH

[ARE WON]

Cool...

[Trick]

Hulk handz!

[Nickels]

wait.. dale got hulk hands?

[ARE WON]

I already have a wallet.

[ARE WON]

It has velcro!

[Trick]

I got a belly full of white dog crap and you're gonna drop this shit on me!

[ARE WON]

are you listening to yourself right now?

[Trick]

Don't touch my drumset!

[ARE WON]

that was about level 6, you dont want to see me at 10

[Trick]

Pow

[ARE WON]

are you saying "pow"?

[Trick]

pow

[ARE WON]

im sorry what?

[Trick]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOw

[ARE WON]

pow pow

[Trick]

pow

[ARE WON]

Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

[Trick]

fucking catalina wine mixer

[ARE WON]

You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.

[ARE WON]

You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

[Trick]

you and your mom are a bunch of hillbillys, this is a house of learned doctors

[Trick]

oops

[ARE WON]

you and your mom are a bunch of hillbillys, this is a house of learned doctors

:deadhorse:

[Trick]

dale, no power tools

[ARE WON]

its my toothbrush

[Trick]

do you like guacamole?

[ARE WON]

theres blood everywhere

[ARE WON]

bunk beds were a bad idea

[Trick]

Pirate hats!!!????

[ARE WON]

Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?

[Trick]

chewbacca masks!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

[ARE WON]

its ok that mines not movie quality

[Trick]

crossbows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ARE WON]

You jagaloons

[Trick]

i want you in my vagina

[Tommycatz]

u have a vagina?

[ARE WON]

^phail by not posting a step bros quote

[Trick]

tommy, i wanna punch you in the face

[Tommycatz]

boom

[ARE WON]

is there anything he can do?

[Trick]

nope, just somethign about his face

[Tommycatz]

tommy, i wanna punch you in the face

y? that would hurt lol

[ARE WON]

^multiple fails in the same thread

[Trick]

im gonna put a rat trap between tommy's legs

[Tommycatz]

it happens

[ARE WON]

if you were more of a man. it wouldnt

[Trick]

gonna fill my pillow case full of bars of soap, and beat the shit outta you

[Tommycatz]

dont make me whip ur ass!!!!!

[ARE WON]

dont make me whip ur ass!!!!!

gay feesh?

[Trick]

wanna do karate in the garage?

[ARE WON]

yes

[Trick]

favorite non pornographic magazine to masterbate to?

[ARE WON]

good housekeeping

[Trick]

favorite dinosaur

[ARE WON]

Veloci-raptor

[Trick]

did we just become best friends?

[ARE WON]

yup!

[Trick]

its my fancy sauce

[ARE WON]

i want some fancy sauce

[Trick]

you have porno mags from the 70's, 80's, and 90's....



its like masterbating in a time machine

[ARE WON]

hey derrick, you know what helps shoulder pain....if you lick my butt hole

[Trick]

Oh snap!