Goin a 100 in a 65

[Jester]

Well actually about 165 in a 65 but no one writes songs about going that ballistic...

Saturday night, Gilson, Spillman, Jayme, Soldo, and Steve Madden took a little ride to downtown KC to sight see and find a cool place to eat. On the way back, we got a little lost and had to stop for gas and everyone was just getting really anxious to get home becasue we all wanted to start drinking and/or maybe even try to head back dt to the famous Power and Light District.

We're sitting at the gas station and a MO State P rolls past with a guy in the back. We try to take a picture of him and think nothing of it after that. Well right as we are leaving i say to Pat "We're gonna get home fast" Instead of telling me im an idiot becasue a cop just drove past and he was headed towards the interstate, he decides instead to egg me on by saying "Thats the Jim I've come to know and love and beat off too while watching I love lucy reruns." So we hit the interstate and we all just fuckin drop the hammer on the throttle like some rossi wana-bes. Everything turns to a sud o warp speed 10 star trek reality as everything becomes a blur. Me Gil and Spillman all kind of pull ahead of the others and unbeknown to us, that same Statey had pulled up next to Soldo, Steve and Jayme and took off past them after us. Well he was actually a smart little son a bitch because he stayed far enough back and left his cherries off to let us continue being fucking retarded and hopefully turn our selves to mashed potatoes. Well as soon as we exit down the off ramp he comes skidding in front of all of us with cherries and sirens going and jumps out WITH GUN DRAWN POINTING IT AT ALL THREE OF US yelling "Shut the bikes off now!" He had his super douche face off because the guy in the back turned out to be some fucking McLovin look alike ride along. Well after a speech about how dumb we are/ how fast we were going /how long he had been on the force/ how he rides bikes/ not having anything against bikes/ could have killed the girls on the back/ we got off pretty easily. In his words " Well I could write you all about 100 tickets but your only getting one. " At this time Soldo and Jayme saw us getting pulled over on the off ramp and just kept on going like true gangstas. Anyways, we ended up getting a ticket for doing 100 in a 65. When really we could have gotten tickets for willfull reckless, 165 in a 65, bikes impounded, jail for the night, and maybe even attemped murder for gil and I because we had passengers. We don't know the price of the fine because it gets mailed to us sometime next week after the tickets get filed.

Ok all done.


Read it all, its a good read.

[ARE WON]

holy phuck

[Jester]

Mini Rant: I gave the cop my pocket knife when they asked if we had any weapons on us, and they never gave it back. They called Steve when we got back to the hotel and said they would mail it with the fine.

blah

[Jgk]

Atleast you're honest about not being too bright?

[Jester]

fuck ya it was a dumb move

[Trick]

YOU CANT GO THAT FAST IN TOWN AND NOT EXPECT TO DIE!!!!


wait a sec, its the interstate



to girls on the back: " you girls enjoy that??" Brooke: "its okay"

[Trick]

Going a 100 in a 65

and I don't know why I'm still alive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD5Cc-CQHV0

[ARE WON]

Brooke: "HELLS YA!!!"

[Trick]

I wanted her to say: its not better than the mamba

[ARE WON]

ha ha ha

[B.A.D.]

I think the Mamba is really overrated....asside from the big ass drop at the beginning, there's not much to it.

[jazzman]

i am suprised your getting your knife back!

[Trick]

i am suprised your getting you're knife back!

Me too!

[jazzman]

whatever grammer and spellings i do know, are reserved for work. you guys get whatever half ass thing i can put down in between coffee breaks

[Trick]

I was waiting for jester to cut him like a pig and we could take off

[Jester]

i didn't give him my other weapon.


MIND BULLETS!

[jazzman]

pew pew!!!

good thing i wasnt there or i probably would of been on the ground handcuffed and cavity searched just incase i hid some extra ammo where the sun dont shine

[turbo_jb]

scott maden

[turbo_jb]

and he didnt catch us and pass us until the off ramp. we were in the turn lane to pull off when he cut us off. we had to swerve to make it back onto the main road

[Tommycatz]

wow! that fine is going to blow

[Trick]

so here's the dealio...


working a deal out to get ticket to a 10 over speeding ticket... may or may not have to do some community service... but worth it imo

[Trick]

and he didnt catch us and pass us until the off ramp. we were in the turn lane to pull off when he cut us off. we had to swerve to make it back onto the main road

slow bastards

[95gsx]

well golly g.

[Jester]

you call up the county attorney's office already?

[Trick]

They told me they don't have the tic yet

[Jester]

thats what i thought. I was gonna call them too but I figured I'd wait until the ticket processed.

[0600RR]

so here's the dealio...


working a deal out to get ticket to a 10 over speeding ticket... may or may not have to do some community service... but worth it imo

How are you doing this? I just got a 105 in a 45 ticket :( Fuck me!

[Mr. Jeff]

They told me they don't have the tic yet

idk how it is there, but the da doesnt look over tickets like this till the day of court here.

[95gsx]

why don't you just deal with the fact that you have a huge ticket and pay it. noone held a gun to your head and your bike didn't malfunction. deal with it.

[Trick]

No

[jazzman]

why don't you just deal with the fact that you have a huge ticket and pay it. noone held a gun to your head and your bike didn't malfunction. deal with it.

+1

[turbo_jb]

what?

[Trick]

+1

no

[Trick]

why don't you just deal with the fact that you have a huge ticket and pay it. noone held a gun to your head and your bike didn't malfunction. deal with it.

its a little more complicated then that know-all-smartypants

[95gsx]

more complicated than? i get the fact that you were speeding, thats pretty much the only thing to get. If i was the judge (not knowing who all of you are) i would give you the full price and throw community service on top. there is no reason to go 100 or 165 on any road in the world unless its on a closed course.

[Trick]

go sell your bike and "performance" car and buy a smart car and vespa

[Trick]

there is no reason to do over 40mph as that is the minimum on the interstate

[95gsx]

actually yes there is, you can get a ticket for going under 40 and don't go getting butt hurt because i'm giving you a stiff response.

[Trick]

you never have sped on your bike :joe:

[95gsx]

not saying that. I'm saying there is no reason for doing 165, you did the crime now do the time. simple as that.

[Trick]

there is absolutely nothing wrong with me trying to lower my offense so I don't have to drive 7 hours to go to court.

They tell me No, guess I'll be going to KC, quit trying to be our Mothers.. zomg 100mph

[Trick]

"I" was never doing 165

as far as you know I never broke 100

[95gsx]

it was never directed right at you either. not trying to be your mom.

[0600RR]

No

[k7gsxr1000]

maybe people shoud haul ass in a smarter way....

[Trick]

^ yes. i agree.

its one of those shitty things, we seriously had not sped the WHOLE time on the trip and the one time we do... BOOM, just how it always goes

[Jester]

its true. We did just get done speeding in a smarter way too, WE WENT TO KCIR. we were just frustrated by being lost and wanting to get back to the hotel, and stopping for gas, blah blah. I already said it was really dumb, but there is nothing wrong with trying to get the fine lowered to what ever we can. You'd do it too if you were in the situation.

[Jester]

you can't ride these fucking bikes like a grandma all the time. If you want that then buy something thats a little less hard on your back for that! haha!

[0600RR]

you can't ride these fucking bikes like a grandma all the time. If you want that then buy something thats a little less hard on your back for that! haha!

[Nickels]

Ive never had a speeding ticket.. You guys are dumb

[k7gsxr1000]

yeah that's true. it sucks that the one time u guys sped u got busted...as u said, that's how it always works...at least noone got hurt...could be much worse than a speeding ticket.I only commented cuz i see a lot of nooby riders hauling ass every chance they get...there's no need and it gives all sport bike riders a bad name when u ride like a dumbass...good luck on getting ur tickets reduced/dropped insurance will be a bitch now...

[Trick]

insurance is already a bitch

time to sell the bike

[B.A.D.]

:eek2smiley:


Sell?!

[Trick]

I keep saying it after every ticket I get and say to myself i'll have more self control... And I keep getting tickets. I'll have to see how much this ticket costs me once its said and done. I'm almost half gone on my points off my 2nd drivers license already....
Bike or drivers license??

[B.A.D.]

I can see your point there, certainly can get expensive quick. Just open up the Transmission and take out the top 3 gears. that'll keep you under 130...lol

[0600RR]

Ive never had a speeding ticket.. You guys are dumb

lol

[Burntz]

Going fast on a bike? OH NOES PAY YOUR TICKETS YOU LITTLE BITCHESSSS.


its a performance bike, made to go fast. Not everyone has a road course in their back yard.

Sorry jason but just because you refuse to have any fun on your bike doesn't mean anyone else can't.

[95gsx]

lol i have plenty of fun just because you guys never see me out doesn't mean i don't ride.

and who cares if they don't have a course, doesn't mean they need to go 165 and then bitch about the fines.

[Trick]

human nature fool

[Trick]

lol i have plenty of fun just because you guys never see me out doesn't mean i don't ride.

and who cares if they don't have a course, doesn't mean they need to go 165 and then bitch about the fines.

and it doesnt mean you have to come on here and bitch about us bitching about the fines

[Jester]

They said the ticket wasnt even filed yet!

[Trick]

maybe yours