motorcycles vs. girls

[01F4izzy]

* Motorcycles curves never sag.
* Motorcycles last longer.
* Motorcycles dont get pregnant.
* You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
* Motorcycles dont have parents.
* Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.
* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
* If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
* Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
* If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
* If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
* If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
* You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
* You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
* You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
* You dont have to convince your Motorcycle that youre a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
* If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize before you can ride it again.
* You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
* Your parents dont remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
* Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
* Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.
* Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
* Motorcycles dont care if you are late.
* You dont have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
* Its always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
* If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

[k7gsxr1000]

haha

[turbo_jb]

i like

[Tommycatz]

thats pretty good

[triumph955i]

:lol:

[Jester]

You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents. oh ya.

[95gsx]

You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents. oh ya.

i literally got out of my comfy computer chair to rofl. thanks jim

[Trick]

^like the new sig!

[95gsx]

thanks

[B.A.D.]

your new sig isn't too bad either Pat! 8-)

[Trick]

your new sig isn't too bad either Pat! 8-)

Its all thanks to SteveRR, I supply pics and he turns water into wine. my photochop skills are far inferior(insert bowing down smilie here)

[Jester]

so i dont get it, pat, your a girl? or theres just a girl in your sig?

[Trick]

its a girl cop... and imma teasing(tzing) :D